Title: Zero Dollar Bill
Classification: Tool
Date obtained: August 29th, 2024

Description: i'm actually cheating for this one, since it wasn't actually found by me. this was found by my friend madd in a parking lot at her work, and she posted it in a friend chat. and how could i not post about this thing? it's awesome. you can tell a real jokester's nearby if you find one of these guys laying around, becuase this is something a true prankster is always gonna keep in their arsenal. an absolutely iconic item that's an essential item for any joke-player out there looking to spice up their game.